Coolness Complex

OK folks, here we go again. The genius of Ryan Adams continues as he releases his new album Ashes & Fire on Oct. 11. It’s said to have an alt-country…

This LinkedIn IPO Is Bubble-icious!

LinkedIn’s IPO, which may signal the start of a second tech bubble and a return to rapid economic growth, is quite a robust one. In the month prior to the IPO, the estimated price of the shares went up by nearly 30% and then shot up another 140% after the public offering today.

On May 21st You’re Gonna Get Raptured!

As we approach May 21st, there’s an ever-increasing feeling of electricity in the air and we all know why — it’s because The Rapture is coming! I think people are going to start disappearing before our very eyes, and let me tell you, I am excited.

My Latest Evil Prank

So I received a text message the other night from someone I didn’t know. Because I am an evil man, I texted her back.

Thank You For Keeping Us Safe

Let’s take a look at these two pics. The first guy looks like a confused child as he learns of the 9/11 attacks. In the second, Mr. President, you look like a Pimp and a Long-Legged Mack Daddy as you watch video of the Navy SEALs storming the compound.

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0April 3, 2011
Furthur, Hiccups, and Pennsylvanians

Thank you, unfriendly waitress in the Oakland Holiday Inn restaurant…thank you, drunken idiots on our shuttle…thank you, guy who demanded “pharmies” from me and sex from my girlfriend in the hallway of the hotel, and finally, thank you, totally unhelpful jackwagon jerkoff ladies at the hotel front desk and in Housekeeping.

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0March 29, 2011
Furthur with Elvis Costello, Diana Krall, & Larry Campbell

Furthur with Elvis Costello, Diana Krall, & Larry Campbell

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0February 11, 2011
Thinking About a New Hobby

I am thinking of either taking up golf or joining the Furry community.

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0December 24, 2010
Best Product Review Ever – “Ipod Trash” by 1oneeyejeff

While reading reviews of the newest ipod, I stumbled across this gem. I didn’t make any of this up, I swear. If you are bored at first, keep reading…it gets better and better.

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0December 10, 2010
I’m Being Terrorized

I can’t believe this guy is driving on our roads. He can’t read, write, spell, dial a phone, speak, or listen in a normal fashion. God help us all.

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0September 9, 2010
Whisper Videos Are My New Thing

I discovered an internet sensation on YouTube — whisper videos.

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0September 8, 2010
This Explains Everything

Instead of wrestling with the question of whether or not there is a Creator, he is actually referring to a theoretical physics model that suggests that our Universe, created as a result of the Big Bang, is one of many other Universes — perhaps trillions of other Universes.

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0August 10, 2010
The Genius of Ryan Adams Vol. 2

Looks like my insane music hero Ryan Adams is releasing more stuff soon…I am happy about this news because being a Ryan Adams fan is like dating an insane girl: it is a wild ride but someday soon it could end badly without warning.

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0May 6, 2010
My Stupid Dog

I was mowing Tuesday and I decided to scrape out the underside of my mower to remove the old rotted clumps of grass. I never expected that my stupid dog would want to eat it, so I left it piled on the driveway while I mowed the back yard. Well, he ate a lot of it.

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The Genius of Ryan Adams Vol. 1

Posted on March 25, 2010 | No Comments
This position is not open now for applicants. The application forms got shredded. There was faulty wordin' in the documents. I can still hear you laughin', Coming up the rickety stairs, Laughin' as the springtime filled your lungs with air. Pink smoke rung out like the patches of your hair Like violets Like birds inside a bell -D.R.A.
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$People are totally freaking the frack out about the health insurance reform plan. My kind and friendly neighbors here in Columbus Ohio are among the worst of them. People are...$
ObamaCare: The Boogeyman Is Coming!

Posted on March 20, 2010 | No Comments
People are totally freaking the frack out about the health insurance reform plan. My kind and friendly neighbors here in Columbus Ohio are among the worst of them. People are...
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The Lead Heads

Posted on March 9, 2010 | No Comments
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The Amplifier Prank

Posted on January 24, 2010 | No Comments
My friend is storing his amplifier at my house. He recently emailed me, asking me to take photos of it for him so he could sell it on Craigslist without...
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Croquet Tourney/Shameful Eating Binge 2009!

Posted on November 5, 2009 | No Comments
Here’s the deal. Croquet is cool, thanks to my cool friends, even though this year’s tournament did not bring me the wondrous praise that I got last year for playing...
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Halloween in Athens 2009

Posted on November 1, 2009 | 1 Comment
I dressed up as a Tweet for Halloween. I only spoke in 140 characters or less.
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My Huge Media Influence

Posted on October 15, 2009 | No Comments
Today, the website I discovered featuring Dr. Dick Chopp is being discussed again on Hot Clicks, and this time it's because two other doctors at that urology clinic also have funny names - Dr. Stephen Hardeman and Dr. Lester Wang.
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I Made It Into Sports Illustrated!

Posted on October 14, 2009 | 1 Comment
I have made it into a Sports Illustrated online blog called "Hot Clicks", which is a section of SI's website "Extra Mustard". Apparently, this Mustard site is the place where "pop culture meets sports culture."
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Harry Connick, Jr. is a Hero

Posted on October 8, 2009 | No Comments
Recently, the Australian variety show "Hey Hey It's Saturday" featured a group of douchebags parodying the Jackson 5 in blackface. Guest judge Harry Connick, Jr. proved that even though he talks like Foghorn Leghorn, he is one cool dude.
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