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Furthur, Hiccups, and Pennsylvanians
Thank you, unfriendly waitress in the Oakland Holiday Inn restaurant…thank you, drunken idiots on our shuttle…thank you, guy who demanded “pharmies” from me and sex from my girlfriend in the hallway of the hotel, and finally, thank you, totally unhelpful jackwagon jerkoff ladies at the hotel front desk and in Housekeeping.
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Furthur with Elvis Costello, Diana Krall, & Larry Campbell
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Thinking About a New Hobby
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Best Product Review Ever – “Ipod Trash” by 1oneeyejeff
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The Genius of Ryan Adams Vol. 2
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The Genius of Ryan Adams Vol. 1
Posted on March 25, 2010 | No CommentsThis position is not open now for applicants. The application forms got shredded. There was faulty wordin' in the documents. I can still hear you laughin', Coming up the rickety stairs, Laughin' as the springtime filled your lungs with air. Pink smoke rung out like the patches of your hair Like violets Like birds inside a bell -D.R.A. -
ObamaCare: The Boogeyman Is Coming!
Posted on March 20, 2010 | No CommentsPeople are totally freaking the frack out about the health insurance reform plan. My kind and friendly neighbors here in Columbus Ohio are among the worst of them. People are... -
The Lead Heads
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The Amplifier Prank
Posted on January 24, 2010 | No CommentsMy friend is storing his amplifier at my house. He recently emailed me, asking me to take photos of it for him so he could sell it on Craigslist without... -
Croquet Tourney/Shameful Eating Binge 2009!
Posted on November 5, 2009 | No CommentsHere’s the deal. Croquet is cool, thanks to my cool friends, even though this year’s tournament did not bring me the wondrous praise that I got last year for playing... -
Halloween in Athens 2009
Posted on November 1, 2009 | 1 CommentI dressed up as a Tweet for Halloween. I only spoke in 140 characters or less. -
My Huge Media Influence
Posted on October 15, 2009 | No CommentsToday, the website I discovered featuring Dr. Dick Chopp is being discussed again on Hot Clicks, and this time it's because two other doctors at that urology clinic also have funny names - Dr. Stephen Hardeman and Dr. Lester Wang. -
I Made It Into Sports Illustrated!
Posted on October 14, 2009 | 1 CommentI have made it into a Sports Illustrated online blog called "Hot Clicks", which is a section of SI's website "Extra Mustard". Apparently, this Mustard site is the place where "pop culture meets sports culture." -
Harry Connick, Jr. is a Hero
Posted on October 8, 2009 | No CommentsRecently, the Australian variety show "Hey Hey It's Saturday" featured a group of douchebags parodying the Jackson 5 in blackface. Guest judge Harry Connick, Jr. proved that even though he talks like Foghorn Leghorn, he is one cool dude.
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