Republicans are Rooting for the Bad Guys

I usually root for the good guy when I read books or watch movies. Do you? The good guy is often a cop, or an FBI agent, or a CIA operative. Think Lethal Weapon, or Silence of the Lambs, or The Bourne Identity. Even if the cop in the movie breaks the rules a little, they still fight for the forces of good.

But it seems like the cultural norm of viewing law enforcement as generally good is eroding, and it’s not because of Black Lives Matter or a focus on police brutality by the left. When Democrats advocate for community policing and against racial profiling, they are not labeling the cops as corrupt or tainted. They are asking cops to do their jobs better.

But the GOP, led by the likes of Sean “Scrappy Doo” Hannity and nutjob Alex Jones, have resorted to attacking Justice Department officials and the “deep state” because the President is a criminal mob boss who happens to be popular after appearing in a reality show. (But who can forget the seminal moment in Donald’s career when he had to fire both Meat Loaf AND Lil Jon?) Because of Don the Con’s popularity, Republicans support him. They figure that if 35% of Americans support a criminal, then they should too. It doesn’t help that many members of the GOP congress have taken dirty money indirectly from the Russians (i.e. Mitch McConnell, Marco Rubio, Scott Walker, Lindsey Graham, John Kasich, John McCain, Dana Rohrabacher, Devin Nunes), or that there is a RICO case against the Republican Party after Paul Ryan and Reince Priebus were caught on intercepts of Sergei Kislyack’s phone agreeing to taking the dirty money.

So the rats are in the corner, but the GOP and the MAGA mouth breathers are saying that the rat catcher is tainted and corrupt. In fact, on this April day in 2018 they are about to support Trump’s firing of the rat catcher, Robert Mueller III. What they don’t realize is that Bobby Three Sticks has a dead-man switch at the ready if the treasonweasels try to shut him down. Sealed indictments become unsealed when the shit hits the fan and people will start getting arrested, including Don’s precious daughter-wife Ivanka (for partnering with criminals in Azerbaijan who work with the Iran’s Revolutionary Guard).

The GOP used to be the party that was pro-law enforcement. Nowadays, many House Republicans, along with the alt-right media, have joined the Orange Stain in condemning the Justice Department, the FBI, the CIA. They have joined him in spreading propaganda and disinformation. They have joined him in threatening the First Amendment by declaring that news organizations are “fake”. They have joined him in weakening the rule of law because Republicans hate Democrats more than they hate criminals, traitors, or Russian Intelligence officers. History is watching, you stupid bastards. You are rooting for the bad guys.

You ARE the bad guys.

Republicans Are Dumb

I spend a lot of time wondering why Republicans are so dumb. I am fascinated by how their minds “work.” I’m not talking about the Republicans from the 80’s and 90’s, those old-school normal people like my father – I’m talking about the modern-day MAGA mouth breathers who seem to have dominated the party ever since…oh…the black dude was elected President.

Republicans are dumb

Why did these idiots complain about the stimulus package in 2009 when the economy collapsed, then complain about the slow recovery, then claim that Donald Drumpf was responsible for the eventual recovery merely two months into his term? Why did they say that 5% unemployment didn’t accurately reflect reality under Obama but take credit for it under Dolt45? Why did they bring our legislative branch to a halt only to complain about how government sucks? Why did they think that IRS agents would come to their door to demand Obamacare tax penalties? Why did they think that Obama and Hillary were coming for their guns?

Because Republicans are dumb.

Why did they think that Mexico would pay for a border wall to keep out Mexicans? Why do they yell at Indian Sikhs for being terrorists? Why do they side with traitors past and present, crying like snowflakes to defend Confederate monuments while demanding that football players stand for the flag? Why did they think it was funny to make a reality show star the leader of the free world just to “shake things up?” Why do they watch Fox News, which is under FBI investigation for spreading Russian propaganda?

Because Republicans are dumb.

Why do they use “whataboutism” counter-arguments for just about fucking everything in the public discourse, a known Soviet propaganda technique? Why did their political party accept money from Russian oligarchs? Why do they think that, just because Democrats are saying the same words that came out of their mouths like “this president is an embarrassment” and “he is trampling on the Constitution” that it makes this current total shit show just “politics as usual”? Why do Republicans defend a President who obstructed justice on national television and whose son admitted to conspiring with the Russians to win the 2016 election?

Because Republicans are dumb.

These idiots came out of the woodwork to bray like lobotomized donkeys when Donald Trump was elected. Thanks to them, we have Nazis killing innocent people in the streets of America. We are on the brink of nuclear war in Asia via Twitter. We are the embarrassment of the world.

Thanks, you dumb Republican motherfuckers.

Donald Trump Will Resign So He Can Have Some Sex

Donald Trump has probably not had sex in at least 72 days. After all, he’s constantly flanked by Secret Service and will get busted if he smuggles a 19 year-old Russian model into Mar-A-Lago. At his age, he may not be into actual sex anymore, but I’m sure it kills him that he can no longer defile and humiliate young girls like he used to. Because of this, and a mountain of other clues suggesting that Donnie never wanted the job of President, I think he will resign.

While observing the outrageous things he has said and done, I have been saying for at least a year that either A) Donald Trump was purposely trying to lose the election or B) He suffers from Frontotemporal Dementia (is crazy). Here are a few reasons why I think he wanted to destroy his chances (and thereby take himself off the hook to serve Vladimir Putin’s interests) to win the election:

  • He retweeted and liked tweets by white supremacists and KKK members
  • He called Mexican immigrants rapists
  • He mocked a disabled man
  • He mocked a Vietnam POW, John McCain, for getting captured
  • He called a sitting U.S. Senator “Pocahontas”
  • He said “there was blood coming out of her – wherever” about Megyn Kelly
  • He mocked Carly Fiorina for her appearance
  • He mocked Heidi Cruz for her appearance
  • He accused Ted Cruz’s father of killing John F. Kennedy
  • He said he wanted to punch protesters in the face
  • He asked Russia to hack his opponent’s emails
  • He threatened that his supporters would riot if the Republican Convention was contested
  • He threatened to jail his opponent if he won the election
  • He said that a judge had no credibility because he was Mexican

Alas, to everyone’s surprise, he won anyway (with the help of a Russian disinformation campaign).

I believe it is still true that he does not want the job, even after winning the Presidency. Did you see how fucking scared he looked after he won?

Donald Trump will resign

I think that the day after the election, Donald knew that his presidency would not last because of the evidence against him for colluding with the Russians and laundering their money through his campaign. He has continued to act in a self-destructive way that makes no sense, and I believe it’s because he knows it’s just a matter of time before it all comes crashing down. I bet he is trying to make as much money as possible for himself and his family before the release of banking records that show transfers of Russian money, or transcripts of his team making deals with the Russians, or a tape of him getting peed on in the Moscow Ritz-Carlton. My evidence?

  • He resisted using Air Force One, saying his own plane was better​
  • He tried to install his own security staff instead of Secret Service
  • He goes to Mar-A-Lago or Trump Tower almost every weekend
  • He filled his cabinet with Generals (setting up the conditions for a coup)
  • He appointed a friend of Putin to Secretary of State
  • He accused a previous President of the United States of a felony, in writing
  • He gave up on repealing Obamacare after 17 days
  • He continues to watch 6 hours of television per day minimum
  • He continually tells lies
  • He is committing obstruction of justice with Rep. Devin Nunes
  • Reports are emerging (per Claude Taylor and Paul Brandus) that Trump is weighing options that include resigning

In the words of Donald Trump, many people are saying that his gigantic ego will prevent him from resigning. However, it won’t prevent him from lying about a fake heart attack or stroke after cutting a deal with Pence for a presidential pardon. Besides, the idiots who say that Donald Trump will never resign are the same idiots who don’t believe there is overwhelming evidence of collusion with the Russians and laundering their money through his campaign.

Whether that evidence comes out in total is really up to Donald. If he resigns, he might be able to prevent some of it from getting released. And the sooner he resigns, the sooner he will get to see some naked Russian boobies.

The Fringe Has Hijacked the Country from Middle America

You did this to us

Congratulations, you idiots on the alt-left and alt-right. You, the fringe, have hijacked the country from the people in middle America.

To the DudeBros on the left who are thankful that you’ve helped the populace to “wake up” to corruption in the establishment so we are more motivated to vote – uh, thanks – but it will be hard to snooze amid the sound of mass deportations in the streets and neighborhoods of America, all to rid ourselves of Mexican restaurants, roofers, and landscapers. I probably won’t be dozing while we put boots on the ground in Syria, or when Russia invades the Baltics, or when Putin deploys a tactical nuke. I won’t be sleeping through the collapse of the global economy after all the banking regulations are scrapped. Thanks, you really got our attention by pointing out that we don’t have the transcript to the Goldman Sachs speech. You sure showed us!

Gloom and doom, you say? Well, how do you destroy the New World Order and the established power structures without risking instability, uncertainty, and fear? Aren’t those the things that typically cause horrible things to occur? Do you not realize that incremental change could be also called “stabilized change”? That people without governing experience (like Russian plant Jill Stein) probably cannot govern well? That allowing a right-wing demagogue into the Presidency might be a catalyst for the end of our democracy rather than a strategy to mobilize the left?​ That demonizing America for all the “bad things” she has done and comparing our government to those of dictators and despots around the world is the fucking opposite of patriotic?

You have shit on America and have gambled with the lives of your fellow citizens because America isn’t perfect. You ensured our loss in the General Election and if everything goes to hell, you are responsible.

As for those on the far-right: You do not represent the whole of America either. Your policies consistently fly in the face of what the majority of people actually want, except for lowering taxes, stopping gun control, and abolishing the Individual Mandate, all of which can have disastrous consequences when you actually think them through and consult some experts. But who needs experts when you have become purposely ignorant to facts and purposely unsympathetic to the poor, all in the pursuit of Tea Party purity? And yeah, you did win all the local, state, and national offices under Obama, but you achieved it through lies, obstructionism, and dirty tricks.

Therefore, you are despicable scumbags and I will never seek to understand you. I will only seek to make you lose elections and I will mock you until the day I die, because you are not simply stupid. You are purposely stupid.

So thanks, members of the alt-left and alt-right. You stole our country by handing the Executive branch to a would-be dictator who cares nothing about regular people, who might not just spill the apple cart of America but drive it off the edge of a cliff. You helped elect a man who is working on behalf of Vladimir Putin, whose goal is to destabilize the West and inspire autocratic governments across the globe. And you did it out of spite.

Meanwhile, the rest of us in the middle were starting to enjoy the low unemployment, booming stock market and lack of a major ground war.

Thanks.

Don the Con Files with FEC to Become a 2020 Candidate

TrumpFECfilingDon the Con filed a document with the FEC to officially become a candidate for 2020 re-election FIVE HOURS after he was sworn in as president. Do you believe this has serious implications (via @Resisterhood)? I sure fucking do. After all,

1) An incumbant has never filed for candidacy prior to the midterm elections before. Obama filed in 2011 to prepare for the 2012 race.

2) If he is officially a candidate, he can use his candidate status to curry favor with PACs, businesses, and other organizations – different rules apply to his behavior than if he is Trump the president vs. Trump the candidate.

3) More importantly, this changes how non-profits can handle him. 503cs will not be able to “campaign” against him by speaking negatively about him or they will risk losing their nonprofit status. On the flip side, this will allow Trump to raise money from PACs so he can use propaganda against his enemies.

So this jackass carnival barker has verified that his plan for job duties is to travel around the country making America great again at rallies and raising money from Day 1.  I hope you set up some rallies soon, Traitor-in-Chief, because the protesters are ready. #Resist