My friend is storing his amplifier at my house. He recently emailed me, asking me to take photos of it for him so he could sell it on Craigslist without driving over to my house to do it himself. Hilarity ensued when he forwarded them without opening all of them up.
From: XXXXX <XXXX5@gmail.com>
Subject: por favor
To: “‘XXXXX'” <XXXX@att.net>
Date: Friday, January 15, 2010, 10:30 AM
Hey, if you find yourself bored and depressed, would you mind taking some thorough pictures of my amplifier and sending them to me? I have someone on Craigslist interested in buying it. See if there’s any blemishes or scuff marks on it, and highlight those. I think there might be a small dent in the grill over the speakers.
The alternative is me coming over and taking the pictures, which works for me too. If you don’t feel like doing it, don’t do it.
I dressed up as a Tweet for Halloween. I only spoke in 140 characters or less.
I also spent my evening with Darth Woodward watching our two gay dogs try to hump each other and attending a party with some large army dude in a helmet and a Magic Bus.
Yesterday, my name was featured on a Sports Illustrated website and I became internationally famous in a heartbeat. Let me say, it has been a whirlwind. Today, the website I discovered featuring Dr. Dick Chopp is being discussed again on Hot Clicks, and this time it’s because two other doctors at that urology clinic also have funny names – Dr. Stephen Hardeman and Dr. Lester Wang. And apparently it’s all real. Little did I know that I would break into show business with penis jokes.
I have made it into a Sports Illustrated online blog called “Hot Clicks”, which is a section of SI’s website “Extra Mustard”. Apparently, this Mustard site is the place where “pop culture meets sports culture.”
My brother suggested that I visit Hot Clicks daily, since the weird links and videos posted there are often funny, and complemented by some sports crap that he thinks I should be interested in since I’m a human male who needs to be into Ohio State Buckeye football or something.
I confess that I have been visiting the site and I enjoy it. I have been learning about things like touchdowns and such, along with seeing pics of hot girls and videos of idiots from around the world.
So anyway, a buddy of mine found a website featuring a urologist with a very funny name the other day. So he sends it to me, and I send it to my brother, who suggests I submit the link to Hot Clicks. The rest has become history.
Scroll down to see my name in bright lights under the heading “Real Or Fake Link Of The Day”.
Nerd Mentioned In Sports Illustrated
Next I am going to try to get my name into Modern Bride magazine. Wish me luck!