The Fringe Has Hijacked the Country from Middle America

You did this to us

Congratulations, you idiots on the alt-left and alt-right. You, the fringe, have hijacked the country from the people in middle America.

To the DudeBros on the left who are thankful that you’ve helped the populace to “wake up” to corruption in the establishment so we are more motivated to vote – uh, thanks – but it will be hard to snooze amid the sound of mass deportations in the streets and neighborhoods of America, all to rid ourselves of Mexican restaurants, roofers, and landscapers. I probably won’t be dozing while we put boots on the ground in Syria, or when Russia invades the Baltics, or when Putin deploys a tactical nuke. I won’t be sleeping through the collapse of the global economy after all the banking regulations are scrapped. Thanks, you really got our attention by pointing out that we don’t have the transcript to the Goldman Sachs speech. You sure showed us!

Gloom and doom, you say? Well, how do you destroy the New World Order and the established power structures without risking instability, uncertainty, and fear? Aren’t those the things that typically cause horrible things to occur? Do you not realize that incremental change could be also called “stabilized change”? That people without governing experience (like Russian plant Jill Stein) probably cannot govern well? That allowing a right-wing demagogue into the Presidency might be a catalyst for the end of our democracy rather than a strategy to mobilize the left?​ That demonizing America for all the “bad things” she has done and comparing our government to those of dictators and despots around the world is the fucking opposite of patriotic?

You have shit on America and have gambled with the lives of your fellow citizens because America isn’t perfect. You ensured our loss in the General Election and if everything goes to hell, you are responsible.

As for those on the far-right: You do not represent the whole of America either. Your policies consistently fly in the face of what the majority of people actually want, except for lowering taxes, stopping gun control, and abolishing the Individual Mandate, all of which can have disastrous consequences when you actually think them through and consult some experts. But who needs experts when you have become purposely ignorant to facts and purposely unsympathetic to the poor, all in the pursuit of Tea Party purity? And yeah, you did win all the local, state, and national offices under Obama, but you achieved it through lies, obstructionism, and dirty tricks.

Therefore, you are despicable scumbags and I will never seek to understand you. I will only seek to make you lose elections and I will mock you until the day I die, because you are not simply stupid. You are purposely stupid.

So thanks, members of the alt-left and alt-right. You stole our country by handing the Executive branch to a would-be dictator who cares nothing about regular people, who might not just spill the apple cart of America but drive it off the edge of a cliff. You helped elect a man who is working on behalf of Vladimir Putin, whose goal is to destabilize the West and inspire autocratic governments across the globe. And you did it out of spite.

Meanwhile, the rest of us in the middle were starting to enjoy the low unemployment, booming stock market and lack of a major ground war.


Don the Con Files with FEC to Become a 2020 Candidate

TrumpFECfilingDon the Con filed a document with the FEC to officially become a candidate for 2020 re-election FIVE HOURS after he was sworn in as president. Do you believe this has serious implications (via @Resisterhood)? I sure fucking do. After all,

1) An incumbant has never filed for candidacy prior to the midterm elections before. Obama filed in 2011 to prepare for the 2012 race.

2) If he is officially a candidate, he can use his candidate status to curry favor with PACs, businesses, and other organizations – different rules apply to his behavior than if he is Trump the president vs. Trump the candidate.

3) More importantly, this changes how non-profits can handle him. 503cs will not be able to “campaign” against him by speaking negatively about him or they will risk losing their nonprofit status. On the flip side, this will allow Trump to raise money from PACs so he can use propaganda against his enemies.

So this jackass carnival barker has verified that his plan for job duties is to travel around the country making America great again at rallies and raising money from Day 1.  I hope you set up some rallies soon, Traitor-in-Chief, because the protesters are ready. #Resist

Let’s All Troll the Trump Troll, Shall We?

Trump troll

Recently I utilized the site to call one of Trump’s properties. I figured, “Let’s all troll the troll.” The guy sounded really sad when he picked up and I asked “May I speak to Donald Trump please?” He responded “He does not live here, this is a residential building branded with his name, I’m just the doorman” and I said “But I can’t call the White House anymore.”

He responded, “Yes I know, many people are calling, I can transfer you to the building manager” and I was like, OK never mind goodbye. It made me feel kind of bad.

I figure that maybe calling buildings simply branded with his name might be going too far. But that ain’t stopping me from calling Mar-A-Lago and his golf courses directly, in fact I think I will call his LA course right now…

UPDATE: I just called the number for Trump’s LA golf resort. Some chick picked up at the restaurant, sounding sad, and I asked for Donald Trump. She hung up.

It made me feel really good.

America Compromised by Russia and Nobody Fucking Cares

putin's little birdy

America has been compromised by Russia and nobody fucking cares.

Go ahead and mock me. Tell me that enough is enough with the crazy conspiracies. Call me a snowflake. Or take that other, more insidious path and mumble “all politicians are corrupt” as I tell you that the world is on fire.

I would like to say this loud and clear to the world here and now. THIS IS NOT ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON, MORONS. America has been compromised by the Russians.

I am ready to stand side by side with Republicans (my fellow Americans) to counter the Russian influence that has occurred in our once sovereign nation. I am ready to celebrate the inevitable presidency of Mike Pence or Paul Ryan, men with whom I disagree but who have not been compromised by a foreign enemy.

So this is not about me wanting to reverse the election results. This is not about being mad that the Republicans won. This is not about “business as usual” politics and now-trivial matters such as the ACA or the TPP. This is not about how the media will cover Trump.

This is about war.

This is about Russia supporting Brexit to destabilize the EU and influencing the U.S. to destabilize NATO and the EU.

This is about Putin grooming his U.S. asset for years, a man who has been corrupted by a hundred million dollars worth of loans from Russian banks and by potentially laundering money for them. A man who probably engaged in salacious activities and was potentially blackmailed because of them.

This is about an audiotape that captures members of a presidential campaign discussing payments from Russia. This is about the NY FBI criminal field office becoming infiltrated by Russian moles.

The goal of Vladimir Putin? Lift sanctions so $500B worth of oil money starts flowing. What happens next? Putin invades the Baltics and we don’t stop him. Trump starts a shooting war with China. Trump and Putin rule the world together.

Next, Europe becomes completely destablized and no longer unified.


We can stop this if we work together and luckily, we have heroes like James Comey, Lindsay Graham, and John McCain to lead us (see here for an explanation of why Comey has not presented evidence for Trump/Russia connection yet, why its clear that Snowden/Assange are working on behalf of Russia, and why Comey may end being the American patriot we are so desperately in need of).

If my fellow citizens are ready to unify with me as Americans, then please open your mind to the possibility that we have been compromised by Russians for some time now. Set aside your partisan idealogies so we can work together as we did post 9/11. Admit that we all have been played.

“Where is this evidence?” you ask. Well, read this article sourced by a former member of the NSA; we are in the middle of an active counter-terrorism investigation – Comey can neither confirm nor deny the existence of anything right now. But it will be presented during the upcoming Independent Commission hearings. And it will lead to the impeachment of Donald Trump.

Will you deny its existence then?

Will you call John McCain a snowflake? Will you tell him to “get over it” because “Trump won” as you listen to audio tape of the Trump campaign taking Russian money? Or will you call it fake news?

Go ahead, laugh at me for being crazy. Cover your ears and close your eyes. That’s exactly what Putin wants.​

Top 10 Reasons Why We Are Doomed


Here are the Top 10 Reasons Why We Are Doomed in order of doom potential. These all happen to be things that President-elect Clown has done since the election.

1.) He called Vladimir Putin six days after he was elected, before he spoke to the Pentagon, and he did it off the record. Since Putin wants to re-form the Soviet Union and invade the Baltics, this incident will go down in history as the moment. The moment that led to the fall of Eastern Europe.

2.) He announced that the man in his ear – no, not the Trump Whisperer Jared Kushner, the other one – will be the founder of a very popular conspiracy-theory driven website. Since it is legal for the United States government to use propaganda on its citizens as long as it’s already available information, I’m sure this won’t turn out bad for us.

3.) He appointed Michael Flynn as National Security Advisor, a man who also believes in conspiracy theories. He is the one who gets to sum up all the information from the intelligence agencies and then explain it to the President. I think his report everyday just might continue to be “the Muslims are coming to get us” – fantastic.

4.) Trump’s creation of the Presidential Transition Team Executive Committee so his family can continue to be by his side. This is more evidence that he does not know what he’s doing, he’s scared, and he’s lonely. Those are promising traits in a leader.

5.) Complaining about the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States in his first tweet to the nation as President-elect by saying the protesters were paid and that it was unfair. The fact that he softened that statement later with another tweet just shows that Kellyanne or Jared told him what he did was bad, which is not inspiring.

6.) Reaching out to known conspiracy theorist Alex Jones to thank him for his support – before he called Vladimir Putin. Which was before he called the Pentagon. Is anyone picking up on a theme here?

7.) Saying that he will not stay in the White House on weekends and that his wife and child will not live there at all – another sign that he is not committed to doing this job as best he can, but simply to “powering through” the job as President to achieve his obvious goal – being the most rich and famous man on Planet Earth.

8.) Floating Cabinet appointment ideas that reflect total conservatism, a return to the policies of the 1950’s, and an unwillingness to work with the other side. Now, if you’re a conservative you might think that is great, but imagine a Democratic Senator upsetting Donald J. Clown, say, Elizabeth Warren while she is speaking on CNN. If she makes him mad enough, you better be ready for the government to get shut down over it.

9.) Summoning a bunch of corporate media types to a closed-door meeting where he insulted them and told them they are all liars. So which is more disturbing – that he called the media a bunch of liars or that the media agreed to an off-the-record meeting?

10.) Every tweet that he has generated since he was elected. They are all cause for great alarm, so I am sounding the alarm.

To all the people who say that we should not be complaining because Donald Trump hasn’t done anything yet: Fuck you. He has done a whole lot in the last two weeks, and all of it has been bad. See list above.

To all the idiots who are happy that Trump won: Fuck you. Unless you own a lot of stock in the oil and gas industry, I don’t understand why anyone is happy that Donald Trump got elected. I keep hearing regular Trump voters express happiness that we’re finally going to take care of the illegals. Oh yeah, somehow illegal immigration is important to you morons NOW, even though I’ve seen my fellow white people get rich off of hiring Mexicans at dirt cheap wages since I was a child.

To all the people who say that we should not resist the Dark Side and to go on with our lives as if nothing horrible has happened and this is all normal: Fuck you. That’s what I was doing all this time for the last two years – don’t you see? That’s what we ALL WERE DOING – NORMALIZING TRUMP. IT HAS TO STOP.

To the producers, writers, and hosts at MSNBC who have reacted as if this was normal Democracy in action ever since election night, and to the other television media people who agreed to an off-the-record meeting with Trump to set the ground rules for access: Fuck you. How can you not see that he is in the process of stifling the First Amendment? He has clearly outlined his plans for loosening libel laws, he insulted you to your faces, and now you are cowering.

To the Democrats who are poised to work with the Trump Administration on an infrastructure bill or tax reform bill: Fuck you. Neal Gabler just wrote an article (the most depressing one yet) that Trump will be a popular President and will be re-elected. (He also declares that freedom of the press died with this past election.) I really don’t want that to happen. If the Democrats decide against opposition, against Resistance, then we all know that the jig is up and they are all in this together because that is FUCKED. We’ll know that the corporate media outlets got rich off of us idiots, and so did the politicians.

I am not being a crybaby, I’m fucking pissed. I’m sounding the alarm about the arrival of fascism in America because it is my duty as a citizen to do so. And I will keep shouting this to anyone who listens and into your fat bloated orange face, Mr. President-elect, from now until the day you are gone.

I will join the Resistance. I will not cry about it.