One might say that I’m shiftless and irresponsible. Instead, I’d like to think that I crave new experience, and that’s why I’ve had a minimum of 40 jobs in the past 18 years.
Age 15
Grocery store bag boy
Dishwasher, busboy (Morone’s Italian Villa)
Ages 16, 17
SuperX Pharmacy cashier, stockboy
Age 18
Dishwasher at old folks home (one day)
Landscaper
Warehouse worker
Pizza deliveryman
Age 19
Toys R Us employee
Pork rib sandwich maker, Columbus Zoo
Warehouse worker
Painter
The Official Kool-Aid Man
Age 20
Cellular phone cleaner
Electric wire inspector
Warehouse worker
Receptionist (one day)
File alphabetizer
Door-to-door donation solicitor
Assembly line worker
Age 21
Warehouse worker
Shoe inspector
Dry cleaning deliveryman
Age 22
Camp counselor
Busboy (55 Grille)
Mall Holiday Singer
Copy machine assembler
Auto part inspector
Substitute teacher
Age 23
Olive Garden waiter
Busboy (Harborside restaurant)
Catering employee
Substitute teacher
Camp counselor
Haagen Das ice cream, cappuchino seller
Age 24
High School English Teacher
Taco shell inspector
Age 25
High School English Teacher
High School Basketball ticket seller
Catering Employee
Age 26
High School English Teacher
Yearbook salesman
Age 27
E-Learning Course Developer
Rock festival ticket manager
Age 28
IT Helpdesk employee
Rock festival ticket manager
Ages 29, 30, 31, 32
E-Learning Training Support Specialist
Age 33
Instructional Designer, Customer Service Training Company
Rock festival cameraman
Age 36
Sleep Coach
Age 37
Helpful Grandson
