The Great American Bowel Movement of 2019

We are living through the greatest bowel movement of American history; sitting in the middle of something that’s really shitty with no idea what lies ahead. It’s a giant BM.

But in a few months, time will be known as B.M. – Before Mueller.

And when 2019 A.M. arrives – After Mueller, we will feel like we took the greatest dump of our lives.