Recently I utilized the whitehouseinc.org site to call one of Trump’s properties. I figured, “Let’s all troll the troll.” The guy sounded really sad when he picked up and I asked “May I speak to Donald Trump please?” He responded “He does not live here, this is a residential building branded with his name, I’m just the doorman” and I said “But I can’t call the White House anymore.”
He responded, “Yes I know, many people are calling, I can transfer you to the building manager” and I was like, OK never mind goodbye. It made me feel kind of bad.
I figure that maybe calling buildings simply branded with his name might be going too far. But that ain’t stopping me from calling Mar-A-Lago and his golf courses directly, in fact I think I will call his LA course right now…
UPDATE: I just called the number for Trump’s LA golf resort. Some chick picked up at the restaurant, sounding sad, and I asked for Donald Trump. She hung up.
It made me feel really good.