The Fringe Has Hijacked the Country from Middle America

You did this to us

Congratulations, you idiots on the alt-left and alt-right. You, the fringe, have hijacked the country from the people in middle America.

To the DudeBros on the left who are thankful that you’ve helped the populace to “wake up” to corruption in the establishment so we are more motivated to vote – uh, thanks – but it will be hard to snooze amid the sound of mass deportations in the streets and neighborhoods of America, all to rid ourselves of Mexican restaurants, roofers, and landscapers. I probably won’t be dozing while we put boots on the ground in Syria, or when Russia invades the Baltics, or when Putin deploys a tactical nuke. I won’t be sleeping through the collapse of the global economy after all the banking regulations are scrapped. Thanks, you really got our attention by pointing out that we don’t have the transcript to the Goldman Sachs speech. You sure showed us!

Gloom and doom, you say? Well, how do you destroy the New World Order and the established power structures without risking instability, uncertainty, and fear? Aren’t those the things that typically cause horrible things to occur? Do you not realize that incremental change could be also called “stabilized change”? That people without governing experience (like Russian plant Jill Stein) probably cannot govern well? That allowing a right-wing demagogue into the Presidency might be a catalyst for the end of our democracy rather than a strategy to mobilize the left?​ That demonizing America for all the “bad things” she has done and comparing our government to those of dictators and despots around the world is the fucking opposite of patriotic?

You have shit on America and have gambled with the lives of your fellow citizens because America isn’t perfect. You ensured our loss in the General Election and if everything goes to hell, you are responsible.

As for those on the far-right: You do not represent the whole of America either. Your policies consistently fly in the face of what the majority of people actually want, except for lowering taxes, stopping gun control, and abolishing the Individual Mandate, all of which can have disastrous consequences when you actually think them through and consult some experts. But who needs experts when you have become purposely ignorant to facts and purposely unsympathetic to the poor, all in the pursuit of Tea Party purity? And yeah, you did win all the local, state, and national offices under Obama, but you achieved it through lies, obstructionism, and dirty tricks.

Therefore, you are despicable scumbags and I will never seek to understand you. I will only seek to make you lose elections and I will mock you until the day I die, because you are not simply stupid. You are purposely stupid.

So thanks, members of the alt-left and alt-right. You stole our country by handing the Executive branch to a would-be dictator who cares nothing about regular people, who might not just spill the apple cart of America but drive it off the edge of a cliff. You helped elect a man who is working on behalf of Vladimir Putin, whose goal is to destabilize the West and inspire autocratic governments across the globe. And you did it out of spite.

Meanwhile, the rest of us in the middle were starting to enjoy the low unemployment, booming stock market and lack of a major ground war.

Thanks.

America Compromised by Russia and Nobody Fucking Cares

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America has been compromised by Russia and nobody fucking cares.

Go ahead and mock me. Tell me that enough is enough with the crazy conspiracies. Call me a snowflake. Or take that other, more insidious path and mumble “all politicians are corrupt” as I tell you that the world is on fire.

I would like to say this loud and clear to the world here and now. THIS IS NOT ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON, MORONS. America has been compromised by the Russians.

I am ready to stand side by side with Republicans (my fellow Americans) to counter the Russian influence that has occurred in our once sovereign nation. I am ready to celebrate the inevitable presidency of Mike Pence or Paul Ryan, men with whom I disagree but who have not been compromised by a foreign enemy.

So this is not about me wanting to reverse the election results. This is not about being mad that the Republicans won. This is not about “business as usual” politics and now-trivial matters such as the ACA or the TPP. This is not about how the media will cover Trump.

This is about war.

This is about Russia supporting Brexit to destabilize the EU and influencing the U.S. to destabilize NATO and the EU.

This is about Putin grooming his U.S. asset for years, a man who has been corrupted by a hundred million dollars worth of loans from Russian banks and by potentially laundering money for them. A man who probably engaged in salacious activities and was potentially blackmailed because of them.

This is about an audiotape that captures members of a presidential campaign discussing payments from Russia. This is about the NY FBI criminal field office becoming infiltrated by Russian moles.

The goal of Vladimir Putin? Lift sanctions so $500B worth of oil money starts flowing. What happens next? Putin invades the Baltics and we don’t stop him. Trump starts a shooting war with China. Trump and Putin rule the world together.

Next, Europe becomes completely destablized and no longer unified.

Next….?

We can stop this if we work together and luckily, we have heroes like James Comey, Lindsay Graham, and John McCain to lead us (see here for an explanation of why Comey has not presented evidence for Trump/Russia connection yet, why its clear that Snowden/Assange are working on behalf of Russia, and why Comey may end being the American patriot we are so desperately in need of).

If my fellow citizens are ready to unify with me as Americans, then please open your mind to the possibility that we have been compromised by Russians for some time now. Set aside your partisan idealogies so we can work together as we did post 9/11. Admit that we all have been played.

“Where is this evidence?” you ask. Well, read this article sourced by a former member of the NSA; we are in the middle of an active counter-terrorism investigation – Comey can neither confirm nor deny the existence of anything right now. But it will be presented during the upcoming Independent Commission hearings. And it will lead to the impeachment of Donald Trump.

Will you deny its existence then?

Will you call John McCain a snowflake? Will you tell him to “get over it” because “Trump won” as you listen to audio tape of the Trump campaign taking Russian money? Or will you call it fake news?

Go ahead, laugh at me for being crazy. Cover your ears and close your eyes. That’s exactly what Putin wants.​