Five Nearly Impossible Things Still Easier Than Finding a PlayStation5

February 23, 2021 0 Comments

It’s been impossible to find the PlayStation 5 and honestly, I can think of many life events that were less difficult for me to get through than finding one of these things, thanks to a shortage in chips or something. Since November 10 when it was released, I have braved the winter cold before sunrise, …

How I Secretly Taped the Office Hyena

January 22, 2021 0 Comments

About 15 years ago, I was miserably working in an office cubicle for a pretty large family business. Out of pity, they employed a hard-drinking, loud-laughing lady who sat at the front desk to greet people and answer phones. She had this gravelly laugh that bounced off the ceilings, walls, and my ears all day …

ASMR is Finally Cool

May 4, 2019 0 Comments

This is so worth the nine minutes. I mocked ASMR in 2010 on my website and created a prank whisper video that ends with the music from Psycho and an image of Pennywise the clown. Then I started listening to ASMR videos (soft-spoken only, thank you) and still listen to them often. Everyone has called …

This LinkedIn IPO Is Bubble-icious!

May 19, 2011 0 Comments

LinkedIn’s IPO, which may signal the start of a second tech bubble and a return to rapid economic growth, is quite a robust one. In the month prior to the IPO, the estimated price of the shares went up by nearly 30% and then shot up another 140% after the public offering today.

On May 21st You’re Gonna Get Raptured!

May 12, 2011 0 Comments

As we approach May 21st, there’s an ever-increasing feeling of electricity in the air and we all know why — it’s because The Rapture is coming! I think people are going to start disappearing before our very eyes, and let me tell you, I am excited.