My Latest Evil Prank

May 10, 2011 0 Comments

So I received a text message the other night from someone I didn’t know. Because I am an evil man, I texted her back.

Furthur, Hiccups, and Pennsylvanians

April 3, 2011 0 Comments

Thank you, unfriendly waitress in the Oakland Holiday Inn restaurant…thank you, drunken idiots on our shuttle…thank you, guy who demanded “pharmies” from me and sex from my girlfriend in the hallway of the hotel, and finally, thank you, totally unhelpful jackwagon jerkoff ladies at the hotel front desk and in Housekeeping.

Thinking About a New Hobby

February 11, 2011 0 Comments

I am thinking of either taking up golf or joining the Furry community.

I’m Being Terrorized

December 10, 2010 0 Comments

I can’t believe this guy is driving on our roads. He can’t read, write, spell, dial a phone, speak, or listen in a normal fashion. God help us all.

My Stupid Dog

May 6, 2010 0 Comments

I was mowing Tuesday and I decided to scrape out the underside of my mower to remove the old rotted clumps of grass. I never expected that my stupid dog would want to eat it, so I left it piled on the driveway while I mowed the back yard. Well, he ate a lot of it.