My Huge Media Influence

Yesterday, my name was featured on a Sports Illustrated website and I became internationally famous in a heartbeat.  Let me say, it has been a whirlwind.  Today, the website I discovered featuring Dr. Dick Chopp is being discussed again on Hot Clicks, and this time it’s because two other doctors at that urology clinic also have funny names – Dr. Stephen Hardeman and Dr. Lester Wang.  And apparently it’s all real.  Little did I know that I would break into show business with penis jokes.