The Amplifier Prank

January 24, 2010 0 Comments

My friend is storing his amplifier at my house.  He recently emailed me, asking me to take photos of it for him so he could sell it on Craigslist without driving over to my house to do it himself.  Hilarity ensued when he forwarded them without opening all of them up. From: XXXXX <> Subject: …

My Huge Media Influence

October 15, 2009 0 Comments

Today, the website I discovered featuring Dr. Dick Chopp is being discussed again on Hot Clicks, and this time it’s because two other doctors at that urology clinic also have funny names – Dr. Stephen Hardeman and Dr. Lester Wang.

I Made It Into Sports Illustrated!

October 14, 2009 0 Comments

I have made it into a Sports Illustrated online blog called “Hot Clicks”, which is a section of SI’s website “Extra Mustard”. Apparently, this Mustard site is the place where “pop culture meets sports culture.”

My Monkey Fascination is Over

March 26, 2009 5 Comments

Partly because of the recent incidents involving the faces and genitals of people being ripped off, and partly because I’m an adult man, I think I need to remove all monkey items from my life.

The Canada Geese Have Won

March 24, 2009 0 Comments

As I drive to work, I’m amazed at how often the mongoloid humans I share the roads with follow this course of action…