I was mowing Tuesday and I decided to scrape out the underside of my mower to remove the old rotted clumps of grass. I never expected that my stupid dog would want to eat it, so I left it piled on the driveway while I mowed the back yard. Well, he ate a lot of it.
I got home from my brother’s later that night and my dog refused to stand. When he did, he crumpled to the floor. I forgot about the grass and got worried that he tore a ligament or something earlier in the day. He refused to stand up…I stayed up late and was awake at 1AM when I noticed he had gotten up and walked over towards the front door.
What came out of his mouth looked like a combination of a football and a jellyfish. Lots of vomiting followed, and today he is finally keeping down water. Naturally there is nothing wrong with his leg. This damn dog will eat anything.