I Was Wrong

Even though I have been wrong about many things, I still have hope that maybe things will work out. Here’s hoping.


1. I was wrong about Trump losing the election.

2. I was wrong about Trump being quickly removed from office.

3. I was wrong about my fellow Americans putting ethics above tribalism.

4. I was wrong to think that overwhelming evidence of criminal conspiracy in the report would force Congress to impeach and convict Trump.

5. I was wrong about Congress being implicated in the report and being put into a position to impeach.

6. I was wrong about Trump’s children and Jared Kushner being indicted for financial and other crimes.

7. I was wrong about dozens of people in Trump’s orbit being charged in the social media conspiracy with the Russians.

8. I was wrong about Mike Pence and Paul Ryan being implicated in crimes.

9. I was wrong about William Barr being a good guy.

10. I was wrong to insist that everything will be alright and that justice will be served.

11. I was wrong to become addicted to MSNBC.

12. I was wrong to put so much hope into analysis & reporting on Twitter.


1. Because the Russians helped him

2. Because of the Constitution

3. Because I am naïve

4. Because, even if a narrow definition of criminal conspiracy was met, which it was not, the Office of Special Counsel “determined not to apply an approach that could potentially result in a judgment that the President committed crimes…fairness concerns counseled against potentially reaching that judgment when no charges can be brought. The ordinary means for an individual to respond to an accusation is through a speedy and public trial, with all the procedural protections that surround a criminal case.” In other words, the report was never going to make any sort of criminal accusation because that can only be done at trial.

5. …so far

6. …so far

7. Because EDVA hasn’t established yet that WikiLeaks coordinated with the GRU (Mueller was still investigating WikiLeaks-related matters in March of 2019). The Mueller Report clearly connects the Trump campaign with WikiLeaks, and the Roger Stone case clearly connects him with both the GRU (Guccifer 2.0) and WikiLeaks. So once the connection is established between WikiLeaks and the Russians, POOF we have evidence that people in Trump’s orbit illegally conspired to disseminate stolen materials. And POOF we have an underlying crime to drive charges of obstruction either through impeachment or after Trump leaves office. POOF. Treason. Bill Barr said it himself at his press conference; if the publisher was involved in the hack, then distributing their propaganda is a crime.

8. …so far

9. Cannot be justified

10. Because I am naïve

11. Cannot be justified

12. Hope is the only thing that keeps me sane

I believe that many, if not most, of the mysteries that were not solved by the Mueller Report are either one of the 12 ongoing Grand Jury cases or part of the counterintelligence investigation referred to the FBI.

These include:

  • The communication links between the Trump Tower server, Alfa Bank, and Spectrum Health
  • The nexus of Cambridge Analytica with Facebook, WikiLeaks, and the Trump Campaign
  • The coordination of disinformation/messaging between Fox News and the Russian state
  • Obstruction of justice by members of Congress
  • Russian money laundering in GOP campaigns
  • Everything ever done by Erik Prince and Jared Kushner

I no longer believe that Trump will leave office before his term ends, but I definitely would like to be pleasantly surprised. And I have no idea what will happen in the future.

Here’s hoping.

Republicans Are Dumb

I spend a lot of time wondering why Republicans are so dumb. I am fascinated by how their minds “work.” I’m not talking about the Republicans from the 80’s and 90’s, those old-school normal people like my father – I’m talking about the modern-day MAGA mouth breathers who seem to have dominated the party ever since…oh…the black dude was elected President.

Republicans are dumb

Why did these idiots complain about the stimulus package in 2009 when the economy collapsed, then complain about the slow recovery, then claim that Donald Drumpf was responsible for the eventual recovery merely two months into his term? Why did they say that 5% unemployment didn’t accurately reflect reality under Obama but take credit for it under Dolt45? Why did they bring our legislative branch to a halt only to complain about how government sucks? Why did they think that IRS agents would come to their door to demand Obamacare tax penalties? Why did they think that Obama and Hillary were coming for their guns?

Because Republicans are dumb.

Why did they think that Mexico would pay for a border wall to keep out Mexicans? Why do they yell at Indian Sikhs for being terrorists? Why do they side with traitors past and present, crying like snowflakes to defend Confederate monuments while demanding that football players stand for the flag? Why did they think it was funny to make a reality show star the leader of the free world just to “shake things up?” Why do they watch Fox News, which is under FBI investigation for spreading Russian propaganda?

Because Republicans are dumb.

Why do they use “whataboutism” counter-arguments for just about fucking everything in the public discourse, a known Soviet propaganda technique? Why did their political party accept money from Russian oligarchs? Why do they think that, just because Democrats are saying the same words that came out of their mouths like “this president is an embarrassment” and “he is trampling on the Constitution” that it makes this current total shit show just “politics as usual”? Why do Republicans defend a President who obstructed justice on national television and whose son admitted to conspiring with the Russians to win the 2016 election?

Because Republicans are dumb.

These idiots came out of the woodwork to bray like lobotomized donkeys when Donald Trump was elected. Thanks to them, we have Nazis killing innocent people in the streets of America. We are on the brink of nuclear war in Asia via Twitter. We are the embarrassment of the world.

Thanks, you dumb Republican motherfuckers.

Top 10 Reasons Why We Are Doomed


Here are the Top 10 Reasons Why We Are Doomed in order of doom potential. These all happen to be things that President-elect Clown has done since the election.

1.) He called Vladimir Putin six days after he was elected, before he spoke to the Pentagon, and he did it off the record. Since Putin wants to re-form the Soviet Union and invade the Baltics, this incident will go down in history as the moment. The moment that led to the fall of Eastern Europe.

2.) He announced that the man in his ear – no, not the Trump Whisperer Jared Kushner, the other one – will be the founder of a very popular conspiracy-theory driven website. Since it is legal for the United States government to use propaganda on its citizens as long as it’s already available information, I’m sure this won’t turn out bad for us.

3.) He appointed Michael Flynn as National Security Advisor, a man who also believes in conspiracy theories. He is the one who gets to sum up all the information from the intelligence agencies and then explain it to the President. I think his report everyday just might continue to be “the Muslims are coming to get us” – fantastic.

4.) Trump’s creation of the Presidential Transition Team Executive Committee so his family can continue to be by his side. This is more evidence that he does not know what he’s doing, he’s scared, and he’s lonely. Those are promising traits in a leader.

5.) Complaining about the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States in his first tweet to the nation as President-elect by saying the protesters were paid and that it was unfair. The fact that he softened that statement later with another tweet just shows that Kellyanne or Jared told him what he did was bad, which is not inspiring.

6.) Reaching out to known conspiracy theorist Alex Jones to thank him for his support – before he called Vladimir Putin. Which was before he called the Pentagon. Is anyone picking up on a theme here?

7.) Saying that he will not stay in the White House on weekends and that his wife and child will not live there at all – another sign that he is not committed to doing this job as best he can, but simply to “powering through” the job as President to achieve his obvious goal – being the most rich and famous man on Planet Earth.

8.) Floating Cabinet appointment ideas that reflect total conservatism, a return to the policies of the 1950’s, and an unwillingness to work with the other side. Now, if you’re a conservative you might think that is great, but imagine a Democratic Senator upsetting Donald J. Clown, say, Elizabeth Warren while she is speaking on CNN. If she makes him mad enough, you better be ready for the government to get shut down over it.

9.) Summoning a bunch of corporate media types to a closed-door meeting where he insulted them and told them they are all liars. So which is more disturbing – that he called the media a bunch of liars or that the media agreed to an off-the-record meeting?

10.) Every tweet that he has generated since he was elected. They are all cause for great alarm, so I am sounding the alarm.

To all the people who say that we should not be complaining because Donald Trump hasn’t done anything yet: Fuck you. He has done a whole lot in the last two weeks, and all of it has been bad. See list above.

To all the idiots who are happy that Trump won: Fuck you. Unless you own a lot of stock in the oil and gas industry, I don’t understand why anyone is happy that Donald Trump got elected. I keep hearing regular Trump voters express happiness that we’re finally going to take care of the illegals. Oh yeah, somehow illegal immigration is important to you morons NOW, even though I’ve seen my fellow white people get rich off of hiring Mexicans at dirt cheap wages since I was a child.

To all the people who say that we should not resist the Dark Side and to go on with our lives as if nothing horrible has happened and this is all normal: Fuck you. That’s what I was doing all this time for the last two years – don’t you see? That’s what we ALL WERE DOING – NORMALIZING TRUMP. IT HAS TO STOP.

To the producers, writers, and hosts at MSNBC who have reacted as if this was normal Democracy in action ever since election night, and to the other television media people who agreed to an off-the-record meeting with Trump to set the ground rules for access: Fuck you. How can you not see that he is in the process of stifling the First Amendment? He has clearly outlined his plans for loosening libel laws, he insulted you to your faces, and now you are cowering.

To the Democrats who are poised to work with the Trump Administration on an infrastructure bill or tax reform bill: Fuck you. Neal Gabler just wrote an article (the most depressing one yet) that Trump will be a popular President and will be re-elected. (He also declares that freedom of the press died with this past election.) I really don’t want that to happen. If the Democrats decide against opposition, against Resistance, then we all know that the jig is up and they are all in this together because that is FUCKED. We’ll know that the corporate media outlets got rich off of us idiots, and so did the politicians.

I am not being a crybaby, I’m fucking pissed. I’m sounding the alarm about the arrival of fascism in America because it is my duty as a citizen to do so. And I will keep shouting this to anyone who listens and into your fat bloated orange face, Mr. President-elect, from now until the day you are gone.

I will join the Resistance. I will not cry about it.

I’m Still Angry So I Blame Donald Trump for Everything, Starting Now

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump pumps his fist after a campaign speech, Monday, Nov. 7, 2016, in Sarasota, Fla. (AP Photo/Chris O'Meara)
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump pumps his fist after a campaign speech, Monday, Nov. 7, 2016, in Sarasota, Fla. (AP Photo/Chris O’Meara)

I’m not handling things any better after the election of Donald Trump. In this podcast I tell the story of a dinner party where I didn’t fare well with a Trump supporter and learned about the upcoming New Civil War. I also explain why I have decided to blame Trump for ISIS and everything else starting now.

I also will go into Trump’s backpedaling, people who call other countries shitholes who just turned ours into one, my personal experience with Donald Trump, and my experience so far as a podcaster.

The Idiots Have Won – Life in TrumpLand Begins Now and We’re Screwed

Trump is President and We’re Fucked

In my very first podcast, I explain why Donald J. Trump is a buffoon and an existential threat to Planet Earth.

I also address the enraging appeasement from the left and the media, Trump’s first tweet to the nation, his first rumored cabinet members, and finally, my personal story about Obamacare and my moron Uncle Jim.